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Up Ad Lib + Acorns
Austin Henggeler & The Team
September 09, 2023
The #1 Newsletter for Nurse News, Humor, and Connection
Up Ad Lib + Acorns
Hey there, Nurse Extraordinaire - Happy Saturday!
We have collected a bunch of feedback - thank you! - and the most common comment we are getting is that nurses need more support, especially financially. So we got to work and partnered with an amazing company, Acorns.
🤨 Problem: Nurses are underpaid. And the money we do earn isn’t working FOR us. For most, it’s sitting in a savings account earning almost nothing.
🔥 Solution: Acorns - a safe, online investment platform trusted by millions that invests a small amount of money in the stock market every time you use your credit card to make a purchase.
🚀 Action: Sign up today and feel comfort and confidence that you are investing wisely for you and your family’s future.
The average Acorns customer invests $166 within 4 months just by rounding up spare change!
By supporting Acorns, you’ll be supporting Up Ad Lib and millions of nurses worldwide. And the 🍒 on top, we want to make sure we’re supporting you.
Up Ad Lib will match your first $5 deposit AND give you a complimentary 1 Year Premium Subscription to Up Ad Lib Insider when you create your Acorns account.
Simply shoot me ([email protected]) an email and let me know you have started your Acorns account and I’ll get you squared away.
Pleas support us or give us some valued feedback:
Side note, if you verify your nursing status on ID.me, Acorns will automatically credit your account $30.
Today’s Story
Brought to you by Acorns
Liquid Suppository
A long long time ago, we used to carry multiple patient medications on a small tray from room to room.
The little containers that the meds were in had the patient’s room number and which bed, 1 or 2.
Suppositories were put in a plastic medicine container that was mainly used for liquid medicine however they were perfect for suppositories because you could put lubricant in with them.
Happy, healthy, wealthy nurses,
The Up Ad Lib Team