KY Jelly

TWE (tap water enema) x3 on middle-aged man (as per teaching tell the patient what you are going to do).

I proceeded to explain I was inserting a lubricated nozzle into his rectum.

The patient asked a question - already dying of embarrassment,

“What are you using for lubricant?”

In my most composed voice, I answer,

“KY Jelly.”

The patient says, “Do you know what they say about KY Jelly?”

I told him I didn’t and he said,

“No? You would you are a woman of the world,” and continues with they say you can “shove a telephone poll up a chicken’s a** with KY.

Meanwhile, my hand is holding the tubing up his rectum.

I turned 50,000 shades of red and he got a good laugh.

I still had to go back and do 2 more...