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Welcome to Up Ad Lib, the newsletter dedicated to the lighter side of nursing!
Here, we share hilarious nursing news, funny anecdotes, and all things that will make you laugh out loud. We understand that nursing can be tough, but we believe that laughter is the best medicine.
So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh with us as we share the funniest nursing stories, memes, and videos from around the web. Join our community of nurses who love to laugh and spread some joy in the nursing world.
Nursing Gone Wild: The Strangest Stories on the Job
Elaine had been working in the ER for years, and had seen her fair share of strange and unusual cases. But one day, she encountered a patient who would challenge her skills, her patience, and her gag reflex.
The patient was a young man who had come in complaining of severe pain in his left ear. Elaine took a look and was horrified to see a large, wriggling insect inside. She tried to stay calm and professional, but couldn't help feeling a little queasy.
She knew that she had to act fast to remove the insect and relieve the patient's pain. She grabbed a pair of forceps and started to carefully extract the bug from the ear. But to her horror, the insect suddenly wriggled free and flew straight into her mouth.
Elaine gagged and coughed, trying desperately to get the insect out of her throat. Her colleagues rushed over to help, but they couldn't contain their laughter at the absurdity of the situation.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Elaine managed to cough up the insect and spit it out. She and her colleagues burst into laughter and high-fived each other for a job well done.
From that day on, Elaine became known as the "Bug Whisperer" among her colleagues. And the patient, though he was thoroughly embarrassed, was grateful to Elaine for her heroic efforts.
As Elaine reflected on the incident later, she realized that nursing was a journey full of surprises, challenges, and even moments of humor. And she couldn't wait to see what other odd and hilarious cases would come her way.
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Nurse-Approved Memes: The Best Picks of the Week
“Nursing is one of the fine arts: I had almost said ‘the finest of fine arts.’”
Shift Happens: Free Advice from One Nurse to Another
“You care for your patients, not about them. I know this sounds a little insensitive at first but it’s crucial. You will meet some amazing patients. Some of them you may even get attached to and that’s ok. But be very careful. When you work as a nurse for years you end up seeing all manner of sad and horrible things. You see people experience their worst moments. You see pain, suffering, fear and loss. These feelings are so strong and heavy that if you hold onto them, they will eventually flatten your emotional tether. Your patient needs a clinician first and foremost, what ever friendship you can offer them after that is admirable but by no means owed. Even the most experienced nurses grapple with this and it’s something to keep in the back of your mind at all times.”
- DynamicSploosh
Song of the Week: Nurse Your Soul
“You can be amazing. You can turn a phrase into a weapon or a drug. Say what you wanna say. And let the words fall out. Honestly I wanna see you be brave.”
Testing, Testing, 1-2-3: Clinical Trial News & Views
Relationship Tips: How to Find & Nurture Love While Saving Lives
Listen up, single nurses! If you want to find love while saving lives, try dating someone in the medical field. They'll understand when you come home smelling like bodily fluids and crying about the patient who wouldn't stop hitting on you. Plus, you can bond over the shared trauma of late nights. And if you really want to up your dating game, hit up medical conferences and events. You never know who you might meet while bonding over a PowerPoint presentation on the latest advancements in colostomy bag technology.
Nurse Nudges: Heartwarming Words of Kindness Overheard from the Trenches
"You're like a superhero in scrubs! I don't know how you do it, but you make it look easy."
"I'm so grateful to have you as a colleague and friend. Your dedication and compassion never cease to amaze me. Keep being amazing!"
"Take a deep breath and remember why you chose this profession. You're making a difference in the world, and that's something to be proud of."
Our Up Ad Lib Vision: The Future of Nursing News, One Laugh at a Time
Help us share this vernix-coated newborn of a newsletter far and wide!
Once upon a time, there was a nurse named Sarah who was scrolling through Instagram during her lunch break when she stumbled upon a post about a new nursing newsletter called Up Ad Lib. The post promised hilarious nursing news stories and a community of nurses who loved to share funny anecdotes from their work.
Sarah, who had always loved nursing and had a special interest in staying current with the latest trends and stories in the profession, was immediately intrigued. She clicked on the link to the Up Ad Lib website and found a treasure trove of funny nursing stories, memes, and videos.
As she read through the latest newsletter, Sarah found herself laughing out loud at some of the outrageous stories that other nurses had shared. She felt inspired to contribute her own funny nursing stories and connect with other nurses who shared her love of humor.
Over time, Sarah became a regular reader of Up Ad Lib and even joined the community forum, where she could connect with other nurses from around the world. She found that reading the newsletter and sharing stories with other nurses helped her stay connected to her profession and reminded her of why she loved nursing in the first place.
Sarah wasn't alone in her love for Up Ad Lib. Many other nurses had joined the community for similar reasons. Some were looking for inspiration to combat burnout, while others simply wanted to stay connected with their colleagues after retirement. Still others just loved nursing humor and saw Up Ad Lib as a way to brighten their day.
No matter the reason, nurses from all walks of life came together through Up Ad Lib to share stories, make connections, and, most importantly, laugh. And as the community grew, so too did the newsletter, with more and more nurses joining every day to share their hilarious nursing news stories and spread a little humor in the world.
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